Accidentally Called Him ' honey '—Now His Wife Wants Me Dead

It was one in the morning when a frantic call from an unknown number woke me up.

The woman on the other end shrieked, her voice sharp and full of curses.

“You pathetic bitch! Did you call my husband ‘sweetheart’ just to flirt with him?!”

“Are you just spreading yourself around everywhere on your phone? Is your husband dead or something?!”

I couldn’t help but flinch.

I suddenly remembered that at lunchtime today, when I sent a package, I’d texted the delivery guy, “Hey there, are you still doing pickups?”