After Divorce, I Revealed My Shocking True Identity

Over the weekend, my husband and I were invited to a charity auction, a rare opportunity to spend time together.

During the bidding, I found myself drawn to the same oil painting as his secretary.

Just as I was about to make my move, my husband surprised me by lighting a sky lantern for her right in front of me.

"Azalea Romano, you're nothing more than a dog kept by my family. What right do you have to compete with me?"

As the other bidders started to pull back, I snapped my fingers at the auctioneer.

"Whatever Clyde bids, I'll bid one dollar more!"