After my wife's assistant squandered my credit card money, I immediately got a divorce!

My wife's little assistant had been blowing money on my card like it was nothing, and at a French restaurant no less, he'd called me a kept man—a useless freeloader.

I got pissed and froze his card, leaving him unable to pay the bill. Not only did he lose face in front of everyone, but the manager held him there overnight.

When my wife found out, she just tapped me on the nose playfully.

"Oh, you! A grown man getting jealous over a boy? And now he's a laughingstock because of you."