Allergic to Scumbags

I'm severely allergic to peanuts.

My husband knows this well—he even makes a point to remind the chef whenever we eat out at restaurants.

But at a company gathering, his female assistant brought a bag of peanuts from her hometown to share with everyone.

My husband actually told me to try some. I didn't lose my temper, just politely declined.

The next day, I invited a classmate who runs a seafood business to bring seafood to our house. I prepared a lavish seafood feast.

I looked at my husband, who's allergic to seafood. "My classmate brought this specially from his hometown. Eat it all."