At My Valedictorian Party, My Mom Called the Police on Me

At my Ashford University acceptance party, my own mother called the police and had me arrested for aggravated assault.

All because my cousin accidentally drank my mango juice and had an allergic reaction.

"Get into a good school and suddenly you think you're above everyone."

"Even if you're my daughter, I will not cover for someone with bad character."

My cousin was terrified. She held out her arm, showing the few scattered red hives on it.

"Aunt Hester Parsons, I'm really fine. These hives will be gone by tomorrow. I picked up the wrong cup by accident.