Eight Lives, One Love My Husband's Betrayal Loop

I was at the gas station, filling up the tank, when a trending local post caught my eye:

"I've got a side piece I want to bring home, but my wife's work schedule is unpredictable. How do I keep her from finding out?"

One reply stood out:

"I've got this down to a science. We have two parking spots. Whenever I bring someone home, I park my car sideways across both spaces. That way, when my wife gets back and can't park, she has to call me. While I go down to move the car, my little friend slips out. Been doing this for six months. Haven't been caught once."