Eight Lives, One Love The Death Loop Marriage

I was scrolling through my phone while filling up the tank on my way home when a trending post on a local forum caught my eye:

"The college guy I'm seeing on the side wants to come to my place, but my husband comes home at random times. How do I keep him from finding out?"

One reply read:

"I've got experience with this. We have two parking spots, and whenever I'm hooking up at home, I park my car sideways across both of them. That way, when my husband gets back and can't park, he calls me. While I go down to move the car, my guy slips out.