He Got Every Question Wrong on Our 10th Anniversary

For our tenth wedding anniversary, my husband took me on a couples'-compatibility challenge show.

The producers said that if we got all ten questions right, they'd throw us a second wedding ceremony, live on the spot.

First question: what was my favorite color.

He answered, "Blue."

I held up my answer board. It read White.

Down in the audience, his first love, Bertha Jenner, sat in a blue dress, smiling as she waved her blue phone in the air.

Second question: what was I allergic to.

He answered, "Mango."

Another answer that fit Bertha perfectly.