He Stole My Wedding Glam Squad for His Sister,Then Begged Me Back

To make me the most beautiful bride, my mother pulled strings a full year in advance and paid a hundred thousand to book the celebrity makeup artist favored by a hot young starlet.

But on the wedding day, the artist still hadn't shown, so my mother called to chase her down.

The artist sounded completely innocent.

"I got here early. The groom picked me up and took me to his little sister's place first. He said the bride had already agreed to let me do the sister's makeup first."

I called Guy, and he was breezy about the whole thing.