His Bleeding Feet, His Dirty Secret

On New Year's Eve, my water suddenly broke. My husband was so frantic he didn't even put on shoes before rushing me to the hospital.

His feet were scraped raw and bleeding.

I was moved to tears, until I found an opened condom wrapper in the back seat.

"What is this?"

I struggled to regulate my breathing as I picked up the wrapper.

My husband glanced at it briefly and explained without missing a beat:

"Norris borrowed my car last week to go to a party. Probably one of her friends accidentally dropped it."