His Mistress Fired Me, Then He Begged

The boss's newly hired secretary secretly added my name to the first round of layoffs.

She leaned close to my ear and taunted me: "Get out while you can, old hag."

Not only did I not get angry — I signed the resignation form with a smile and walked out without looking back.

By the end of the month, the company's tax audit hit. Tens of millions of dollars in accounts were a complete mess, and not a single cent could be reconciled.

The boss was losing his mind in the conference room: "Who laid off my wife? She's the only one with the master access codes!"