His Mistress Won the Case, I Won My Freedom

My boyfriend, Julian, was a classic Earth sign. He took a long time to warm up to people and struggled to express his emotions.

Even when faced with my hysterical accusations, he would simply say coolly, “Anything else? If not, I’m leaving. I have work to do.”

Whenever I broke down and threatened to break up, everyone around me would try to talk me out of it. My mother sent me a PowerPoint presentation to help me understand the personality traits of Earth signs.

My best friend gave me a “User Manual for Earth Signs” and told me to study it carefully.