How to Ruin the Campus Rating Queen

My roommate, Lexi, was obsessed with rating other girls' looks. She even claimed she was going to rate and "glow up" every girl on campus.

Every morning, she would wake up thirty minutes early, shove her phone in my face, and film me, claiming she was documenting her "makeover project" for content.

Whenever I blocked the lens, she’d smirk. "You just don't get it. Bad publicity is still publicity. The first step is making people remember you."

In my past life, she snapped an unedited picture of me eating instant ramen without makeup and posted it on social media as a "cautionary tale."