I Helped a Hungry Student,They Accused Me of Seducing Him

I went to the school on an investigation assignment and decided to grab lunch in the cafeteria while I was there.

I noticed a boy who'd only gotten himself a cup of free broth, so I went ahead and bought him a full meal.

Someone nearby whispered, "Isn't that the Ivy League kid? How does that girl even dare talk to him?"

Before I could think twice, a female teacher came charging over and slapped me across the face.

"What class are you in? You little tramp! How dare you throw yourself at my son!"

The boy panicked, grabbing her arm. "Mom! It's not what you think!"