I Won Every Red Envelope:And It Destroyed My Wife's Entire Famil

On New Year's Eve, my wife's family suddenly proposed a red envelope game.

Whoever drew the lucky envelope would grant one wish to the person who sent it.

Round one—I drew the lucky envelope.

My mother-in-law, Nanette Mason, wanted me to buy her the gold bracelet she'd been eyeing for months.

Round two. Me again.

My father-in-law, Nicholas Mason, wanted me to trade in his old car for a BMW.

Round three. Still me.

My wife, Isabel Mason, wanted me to clear out every designer handbag in her shopping cart.