My Christmas Nightmare: The Family Who Called Me a Parasite

On Christmas Eve, I braved the heavy snow, hurrying home. On the way, I scrolled through a trending post.

[My family's parasite insists on coming for Christmas dinner, but we just want a cozy holiday as a family of three. How do we subtly tell her to get lost?]

I remember thinking, *seriously? In this day and age, people still have such freeloading relatives? They totally deserve to be shunned.*

The top-voted comment was particularly nasty:

[Just change the front door code, pretend you can't hear the knocking. After she freezes for two hours, she'll leave.]