My Dearest Mate, How Dare You Cheat On Me?

Four weeks before my labor, I threw a gender reveal party for my baby, which was almost perfect except his dad didn’t show up to celebrate him with me. Then, while I was opening presents, I received the surprise of my lifetime. It was in the form of an anonymous card with a cryptic note that said, “Did you know? He likes to be warm and snug inside.”

At first, I thought the sender meant the baby. Until I accepted this contact request and the words took on a whole different meaning.