My Disciplined Wife

My wife is very disciplined.

She wakes up on time every day, eats on time, and goes to bed on time.

She even demands that the number of times we have sex each month must be exact—no deviations allowed.

When I'm exhausted and refuse her, she says with disgust:

"If you can't do it, there's always a man who can!"

Later, she found a fitness trainer and spread the word all over the community that being as disciplined as her leads to good health—unlike me, who can't even meet the quota for sex.