My Driver's Girlfriend Banned Me From My Own Car,Now She's Begging for Mercy

Every time my driver took me to work, he brought his girlfriend along.

Since it was on the way, I never said anything about it.

Until one day I opened the car door and found a note stuck to my seat in the back:

"Freeloaders not allowed in this car."

I peeled the note off and turned to the driver. "What is this?"

His girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, glaring at me with open contempt. "Can't you read? Every single day you mooch a ride off my boyfriend. Have you no shame? If you can't afford a cab, stay home. God, I can't stand leeches like you."