My Girlfriend Fed Me to Wolves, Then I Was Reborn

It was spring break, and we were on a road trip. My girlfriend, Samantha Rivers, got distracted chatting with her childhood friend, Kyle Larson, and missed the highway exit. To save time, Kyle suggested we put the car in reverse on the highway and backtrack to the missed ramp.

I shut that down immediately, pulled up a graphic highway crash video on my phone, and showed it to them to scare them straight.

Eventually, after enough pushback from me, Samantha caved and took the long way around, exiting the legal way.