My Mom's Deadly Comedy Act

My mom was obsessed with doing stand-up.

At my wedding reception, she snatched the mic and unleashed a barrage of jokes.

"Honestly, I admire my new son-in-law. He's a quiet, honest man. He knew my daughter wasn't a virgin, yet he still agreed to marry her!"

"I wonder if he'll be so understanding when he finds out my daughter gives birth to a baby that looks nothing like him?"

Immediately, a ripple of shock spread through the hall.

My fiancé and his family broke off the engagement on the spot, storming out in a rage.