My Neighbor Said I Stole Millions, I Only Handled Deposits

Just before New Year's, my neighbor, knowing I work at a bank, asked me to add two zeros to her deposit.

At first, I honestly thought she was joking. Like, trying to be funny in that weird, awkward way she always was.

But a week later, my neighbor stormed into the bank and caused a full-blown scene, yelling about how someone had stolen her money. Screaming, crying, the whole nine yards.

My coworkers called me over to help clear things up.

The second I stepped into the room, she pointed straight at me and snapped, “You little brat. You pocketed part of the money I gave you, didn’t you?”