My Wife Stole My Luck, Now She’ll Lose It All

At the company’s annual party, everyone got a prank scratch-off card that could win $14 million.

I didn’t bother scratching mine and just took it home. After my shower, the ticket was gone and my wife looked nervous.

I was about to tell her it was just a prank, but then my mother-in-law rushed in yelling, “Sweetheart, divorce him now! He’s useless! You’re a billionaire now. You can find a better man anywhere!”

Without thinking twice, my wife agreed. “Okay, Mom. I’ve already booked an appointment. I’ll get the divorce tomorrow!”