New Year's Eve girlfriend let me go ice fishing, just to boil fish soup for bamboo horse

On New Year's Eve, my girlfriend, Chloe, wanted me to go ice fishing on the lake, just because her childhood friend, Jake, said he wanted fresh fish soup.

I accidentally fell into the icy lake. As I struggled, dying, I called her countless times.

She finally picked up when I was about to drown.

My heart was filled with hopeful anticipation, but then Jake's voice came through:

"Chloe said if you don't catch any fish, don't even bother coming back, you pathetic loser."

Amidst Jake's mocking laughter, my phone sank to the bottom of the lake.