Parking Lot Deception

I was filling up at a gas station when I scrolled past a trending local post:

"I want my mistress to come over for an affair, but my wife's schedule is unpredictable. How can I avoid getting caught?"

Someone replied:

"I've got experience with this. I have two parking spots at home. Whenever I'm having an affair, I park my car horizontally across both spots. When my wife comes home and can't park, she calls me to move the car. While I'm going down to move it, my mistress slips away. I've been doing this for six months without getting caught."