Regret Is Pointless, Ex-Boyfriend

At a college reunion party, someone suggested playing a game of "Who Knows Who Best?"

I drew my ex-boyfriend, Carter Evans.

I looked at the twenty-one questions on the slip of paper and answered them one by one.

His favorite food.

His favorite music.

His favorite color.

The age of his first sexual encounter.

......

Then, someone in the crowd started teasing:

"Sera, how do you know Carter so well? Don't tell me you even know his cock size."

I kept my face completely expressionless and said:

"8.5 inches."

The room instantly erupted:

"Seriously? Carter is that blessed? Let me see!"