Sacrificing My Youth for a Short Marriage

On the third day of my wedding, I saw a video on my homepage with one million likes.

The caption was "Six Glasses of Wine to Myself," and the man in the video was wearing abstract special effects.

However, with each toast to himself, I could see the endless sadness in his eyes.

"This first toast, to myself, for mustering the courage to confess my love to her at seventeen."

As soon as he finished speaking, he tilted his head back and drank it all in one gulp.

"This second toast, to myself, for giving her a home at twenty-seven."