She Accepted His Ring, so I Signed the Divorce

My wife brought me along to a gathering with childhood friends, and after a few drinks, they decided to play "house."

Harry Williamson slipped a ring onto her ring finger and jokingly asked if she wanted to marry him.

Despite being already married, my wife giggled and still said yes.

That night, after we got home, I quietly drafted the divorce papers.

When she saw them, she exploded. “You're divorcing me over a game?”

I nodded. “Yes. I want a divorce.”