She Said Congrats, I Said Wedding's Off!

Out of nowhere, Noah’s female friend since childhood lifted her glass to make a toast at my wedding’s lunch rehearsal.

"First toast to Noah Blackwood, the groom. Since you're getting married, don’t try to grab my underwear before watching an action movie from now on!"

Everyone burst out laughing. In fact, Noah’s female friend laughed so hard she nearly fell into his arms.

When Yvette saw the unhappy look on my face, she raised her glass again with a teasing grin.

"And the second toast to the bride. Look at this young woman. She must’ve been good in bed. Noah will definitely like it!"