The Divorce You Didn't See Coming

After Bobby Brooke became a well-known doctoral advisor, he would pick a poor female student every year to sponsor, under the noble pretense of building a good reputation.

On our wedding anniversary, he showed up late, with a pure-looking university girl with a high ponytail trailing behind him.

He said, "This girl is young, thin-skinned and simple-minded. If you keep a cold face, you'll scare her. Give her a cup of warm milk first. She tends to get insomnia before bed and if she doesn't drink it, she'll end up tossing and turning and tiring me out."