The Fake Suicide Note at Her Funeral

Claudia was dead.

She left a suicide note saying I drove her to it.

At the funeral hall entrance, Emmett shoved me down, demanding I kneel before her.

The Simpson family wept and cursed me as a murderer. Claudia's fans blocked the doorway, screaming for me to pay with my life.

I stared at the casket that no one had opened from start to finish and asked only one question:

"Where's the death certificate?"

Emmett's eyes were bloodshot as he roared at me. "She's dead and you still want to cause trouble?"