The Groom They Underestimated

On the day of my wedding, I was sitting backstage getting ready when my fiancée’s assistant suddenly handed me a marital agreement.

[Clause 1: No kissing below the bride’s eyebrows without permission.

Clause 2: The groom is allowed intimacy only once a month, depending on the bride’s mood, and each session must not exceed ten minutes.

Clause 3: At any time, if the bride feels uncomfortable, the groom must immediately stop all actions.]

By the time I finished reading through the hundred-plus ridiculous clauses, my blood was boiling. I grabbed my phone and dialed my fiancée’s number.