The Nurse Who Ruined Me

A clueless young nurse recently joined our department.

Every time I performed a routine gynecological exam on a female patient, she'd stand behind me, covering her mouth and gasping dramatically.

She’d ask questions that sounded innocent but shattered my professional integrity:

“Why are you swallowing when you're examining her?”

“Oh my gosh, do you really have to reach inside? Why is your finger moving around so much in there?”

“That’s so embarrassing! You're not secretly taking advantage and getting off, are you?!”