The Sneaky Affairs Club

[Zacky, man, you’re a legend. Ten years of sneaking around and your wife’s still in the dark? Come on, spill the secret.]

[There’s no real trick,] he replied. [Just make sure you look like you’re completely worn out from taking care of the family every day. Exhausted, devoted, all-in. She’ll never suspect a thing.]

The screen which my husband forgot to shut down, kept lighting up with messages from a group chat called Sneaky Affairs Club.

[Aside from Zacky, I think the department head guy got the next longest record without getting caught.]