The Woman in the Purple Nightgown

I came home early from a business trip, only to find a purple nightgown on my bed. Slinky. Sexy. Definitely not mine.

I demanded my husband give me an explanation.

Jake exploded, slapping me hard across the face. "You're questioning me? I'll kill you, you bitch!"

His parents, Robert and Judy, glared at me with disgust. "How did Jake ever marry a woman like you? Get out of our house, now!"

Stunned, my cheek burning, I stumbled away and called my parents, sobbing.

"Jake cheated! I found a purple nightgown. I'm going to find its owner and take Jake for everything !"