The Wrong Man on My Wedding Night

I woke up in the middle of the night, unable to sleep from morning sickness. Just as I was about to contact my husband, I stumbled across a post.

[What's a secret you could NEVER let your wife know!]

The top-liked comment was pinned:

[She'll never know that the person who had sex with her on our wedding night wasn't me.]

The comments section exploded.

[Dude! You have a cuckold fetish?]

[Or do you have erectile dysfunction?]

The guy replied:

[No. I just promised the woman I truly love that I'd never have sex with anyone else.