They Called Me a Thief,Then the $20 Seafood Feast Destroyed Them All

My boss was the cheapest man alive, but God forbid anyone know it.

So when he announced：“Why does everyone make such a fuss over Mother's Day but ignore Father's Day? I've decided to treat every employee's father to a banquet,”

I knew I was in for a nightmare.

Sure enough, every hole-in-the-wall was too low-class, and every seafood restaurant was too expensive.

I was handing in my 105th proposal when our purchasing assistant snatched it out of my hands and flipped through it.