They Faked Owning My Rolls-Royce

I bought coffee and headed back to the parking lot.

From a distance, I spotted a couple holding up their phones, making out against my newly purchased Rolls-Royce.

They were disheveled, practically about to have sex on the hood.

The woman winked at the camera and blew a kiss. "My husband spoils me so much! I absolutely love this custom Rolls-Royce. Thank you for the gift, Mark!"

The man beside her ran his fingers through his greasy hair and gave her an exaggerated kiss, raising his eyebrows at the camera. "As long as Lisa's happy, this is pocket change."