They Mocked Me at the Reunion,Until They Discovered Who I Really Am

I'd been away from home for seven years. When I finally returned, it was because I'd been reassigned to the local level for field training.

As luck would have it, a high school reunion happened to fall right around the same time. I hadn’t seen those people in years, and even though my current position made social gatherings… complicated, I decided to attend anyway.

Most of my old classmates were doing quite well. Mercedes. BMWs. Audis. All respectable cars.

Unfortunately, the entire municipal motor pool had come down with food poisoning, so I was left without a driver.