Chapter 1
This is my third year as a professional organizer, and today I received an anonymous order.
When I arrived at the client's home, the entire apartment was strewn with sex toys.
The girl looked at me, embarrassed. "Sorry you had to see this. My boyfriend is just so clingy."
I smiled, reassuring her. "I get it. You two are clearly very passionate. It means you have a great relationship."
To my surprise, she brightened up. "You don't know the half of it. My boyfriend just can't keep his hands off me once he sees me."
"Last time, we were right in the middle of dinner, and he just had to grab me for a quickie."
"And he still wasn't satisfied afterward. He didn't stop all night. My legs felt like jelly when I went to work the next day."
"I told him I couldn't take it anymore, but he insisted it was 'a sign of his love'."
I looked at the signs of their passionate encounter all over the room, then thought of my fiancé, Ethan, who hadn't touched me in three years.
I shook my head, ready to start working.
Just then, the client's phone rang. She blushed, looking at me. "See? He wants me again."
The caller ID clearly displayed "Ethan Vance."
But wasn't that my sexually unresponsive fiancé?
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